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He Amazes With His Attention Span

Well, wasn’t that an exhausting Nevada Napkin Hat Day? So many exciting things happening!

The main event, of course, was the official sign-up of Jim Gibbons for his gubernatorial run. I’m sure the excitement at the sign-in could barely be contained and the Carson election office was packed!

No other elected official was there to support [...]

Jim Gibbons Wants Less Efficient State Government

Yes, really. From the Ely trip we read:

Change, [Gibbons] said, is inevitable. The state government he envisions will be a smaller, less efficient, less bureaucratic government.

And that’s good thing in his book; for it means less spending. (ElyTimes, emphasis added)

Yes, it’s yet another Gibbons WTF? moment. I thought the point of smaller [...]

Thursday is Nevada Napkin Hat Day!

Tomorrow is Napkin Hat Day! It’s the special day when all Nevadans put on their napkin hats to celebrate the official beginning of the Re-elect Jim Gibbons Gubernor of Nevada campaign!

Hooray!

Nevadans wear Napkin Hats on this luminous day because that’s what Jim Gibbons was wearing on the luxury boat ride paid for by a defense contractor [...]

Gibbons Vetoes Self

Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons plans to defy nature and logic this week when he vetoes a bill which he himself proposed and supported during the Re-elect Jim Gibbons Special Session. (RGJ,Sun)

Apparently the bill was so poorly vetted by the Gube’s crack staff/re-election committee that they decided that their own idea of forcing every office in the [...]

When It Comes to Recycling Trash, Nobody Beats Gibbons

How is it that one Gibbons’ idea always reminds us of the all the other nutty Gibbons’ ideas?

Take for example Gibbons’ plan to require that 75% of Nevada’s garbage be recycled or used for energy. Sounds all green and hippie and 21st century, don’t it? Why, it sounds like something a liberal might think of: including [...]

Picture This: Gibbons Could Win!

Huh. That pic musta been took before the divorce diet.

Yep, all us’n Nevada Republicans are giddy after governor Jim Gibbons’ campaign infomercial Monday night! Why, the way the pundits were buzzin’ afterwards, it looks like Gibbons could win, and not just the primary.

Now, it looks like the primaries will be ruled by the more extreme ends [...]

Governor's Infomercial Rallies the Faithful!

Okay, okay. Not really.

Let’s face it. There was absolutely no point to the so-called “state of the state” speech last night save to fill in the campaign-finance gap yawning between Gibbons and his well-financed opponent for the GOP primary, Brian “the quitter” Sandoval.

Hey, don’t get all upset at me for the cheap “quitter” shot. It’s in [...]

We Can All Be Proud: He Did Not Throw Up

Governor Jim Gibbons met the minimal standards of performance originally defined in the gube debates back in 2006 and maintained throughout his first term when giving his deposition down at the court house on Friday. Gibbons after some legal squirming was required to answer questions for four hours from Chrissy Mazzeo’s lawyer as part of her [...]

They Were Afraid He Might Want to Cut Something

U.S. Magistrate Judge Peggy Leen agreed to move the deposition of the Gøøber in the grope-the-waitress suit to the Lloyd George courthouse today. Apparently the Guv’s attorneys didn’t want to do it in the office of Chrissy Mazzeo’s lawyer because there are all sorts of sharp objects in the room. Given that the Gube’s in one [...]

Outrage Machine Gøøberlets

The pic is just in case you were having trouble picturing what an outrage machine looks like. Yes, a vile and terrible thing it is to see. And hear.

Meanwhile:

Brainless man calls president “heartless” for pointing out the obvious: that the whole point of Vegas is to lure idiots in to blow their wads. (Gube)
Same man grudgingly [...]