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Gibbons’ Country: Willkommen Nach Nevada!

Yes, the prospect of Brian Sandoval supporting a law which would racially profile him has left everyone puzzled, and that includes the candidate’s dad.

Hey, wannabe journalists! Need to take an offbeat stand that is so wild and improbable that everyone will notice? Just talk about Jim Gibbons as the comeback kid!

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Main Stream Media Notes Obvious

Time magazine stretched itself today to note the obvious, namely that sexual harassers Jim Gibbons and John Ensign are among the least influential non-celebrities on the planet:

Jim Gibbons
Governor of Nevada
He had a 10% approval rating. He had too many scandals for Nevada to handle.

John Ensign
Nevada Senator [...]

Stabbing Our Eyes Out Would Be More Pleasant…

…than watching the following video, designed by the Mike Montandon For Inevitable Political Obscurity campaign…

Those of us in Nor’Town, who are enjoying the ex-mayor’s concept of job growth as the city quickly decomposes into a ghost town, would probably enjoy the gube contest much more if one of his opponents would bring up his disastrous tenure [...]

Bankrupt Ethics in the Gube Race

Ah! What would a gubernatorial race in Nevada be without allegations of wrong-doing and pay-to-play?

Yup, it’s time to dust off that Rove-frogmarch pic again, cuz two of the Republican gube-wannabes got caught playing around with their campaign contributions!

First off, there’s that guy who used to be mayor of someplace nobody in their right mind would ever [...]

A ‘Monger Christmas Parable

"O, O!" Nevadans did cry out: "Who's the Anointed One, destined by our Mining, Casino, and Construction Overlords to be the One True Governor in 2010?

"O! Woe is Us", they did cry! "Last time it was all so Clear Cut! The elites, the High Priests of Nevada Juice did tell us who was the One."

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Where Was Mike Montandon When “More Cops” Became Moribund?

Okay, okay. I know readers of this blog, both of you, couldn't give a rat's patootie about North Las Vegas. Why, even the rats seem to have given up on the  battered 'burb.

Still, the city is all atwitter about the news that city manager Gregory Rose has taken "executive leave" after reports that he may have [...]

The Amazing PigeonMan!

Okay, okay. I know most of you couldn't give a rat's patootie about North Las Vegas, and you probably agree with Nor'Town's very own County Commissioner and Bumpkin Tom Collins, to wit, all of us trailer-trash Nor'Townies should just pack up and return to the swamp that spawned us.

But this has to do with you, [...]

Nevada Republicans Need to Embrace Their Inner Gibbons

 Ah, yes, the only readable bit of the Sunday Review Journal–the Reporter's Notebook–had this quote from the ex-mayor of Nor'Town and Gubewannabe Mike Montandon:

"Whenever
I go to Republican events, people walk up to me and say, 'If you can
keep your pants on …' They want to support somebody that they feel is
not going [...]

Out Gibberin’ The Gibbers

Oh, I don't mean the junior Senator from Nevada, who's imitation of Nevada's first groper has certainly been entertaining. Who can't enjoy myriads of newspaper reports all ending up pretty much the same: with a reminder that Nevada is the state with the gropey guv?

Now, Ensign has admitted to an indiscretion similar to [...]

The Journalian Candidate

It looks like the Club for Growth Review Journal has discovered its 2010 version of Bob Beers.

The RJ seems to be betting on Nor'Town Mayor Mike Montandon in the Gubernatorial horse race next year.

How can I tell? Well, Mikey invented this non-issue about a sales tax on services, see, that, according to Assembly Spokestress Barbara Buckley [...]