Time magazine stretched itself today to note the obvious, namely that sexual harassers Jim Gibbons and John Ensign are among the least influential non-celebrities on the planet:
Governor of Nevada
He had a 10% approval rating. He had too many scandals for Nevada to handle.
Nevada Senator [...]
Shew! Looks like Jimbo Gibbons is still in the Gube race. Despite having blown his load–campaign money I mean–on his now ex-campaign manager and soldiering on without any manager in sight, Gibbons said today that he’s still in it. (Fox5)
And, boy howdy, IS he still in it! Along the way Gibbons ended up throwing his support [...]
Yes, the latest John Ensign, Tom Coburn, Mike Slanker revelations are indeed amusing, but would anyone be willing to speculate why Congressperson Shelley Berkley's people are sending out a link to a Politico write up suggesting that the Senate Ethics Committee will probably be investigating Ensign's lobbying shenanighans?
Could it be that she's eyeing the Senator's, [...]
Yep, it's Adulterer versus Wannabe-Rodeo-Sexter-Adulterer, Groper v. Groper, as John Ensign attacks the administration of Nevada Governor Jim Gibbons for having too many czars.
One wonders what other possible interpretation could be put to Senator Schtup's remarks, such as:
"We are now facing a situation where there is almost a shadow Cabinet that is being [...]
Especially from other Republicans.
So, let's see if we can figure out what happened: John Ensign, on his Please Help Me Find My Pants And My Dignity Again tour, said something about how he created John Sandoval ex nihilo from matter devoid of any political form and how Sandoval would make a nifty Gube, far niftier [...]
This John Ensign slogan comes from up north: Course, it attacks our patriotic whore industry, but nonetheless looks like a winner.
This one uses the Senator's own words about his "big mistake" to turn a negative into a big positive!
Um…doesn't sound too braggy, [...]
Listen to the Beale Street Blues, and then you can sing along with John.
Yes, it’s true. John Ensign’s father-confessor who wants to claim doctor-”patient” privilege is an OB/GYN. (Spoof,Gawker)
Senators Pete Domenici and James Inhofe were only a few of the members of Congress hanging out at the C-street secret Christian cult house o’ bad [...]
In my humble, twisted opinion.
From a comment on TPMmuckraker:
I can't imagine anyone fucking this guy. Eeeewww.
Tho, not everybody had that opinion:
Is John Ensign a bisexual swinger?
Inquiring minds want to know…
To which an inquiring mind responded:
god, i hope so. lol.
Then there's this:
Christian politicians and [...]
Oh, I don't mean the junior Senator from Nevada, who's imitation of Nevada's first groper has certainly been entertaining. Who can't enjoy myriads of newspaper reports all ending up pretty much the same: with a reminder that Nevada is the state with the gropey guv?
Now, Ensign has admitted to an indiscretion similar to [...]
After successfully completing his task of destroying the Republican party by scaring off donors, Senator John Ensign (R-Smith & Wesson) gets it into his overpermed head to export to the nation's capital Nevada's sorry record as being a top exporter of murderous weapons, by slipping into a bill that will allow Congressfolk from the District of [...]