Voted Gibbons Out!

Mommy and Daddy Nevada are getting a divorce and selling the Reno house, press reports. Mommy's divorce lawyer says that the Elko cattle ranch, which never did get that tax break despite Daddy Nevada's best efforts, will probably be put up for sale, too. (Sun) Check out that first comment on the Sun story by somebody [...]

Dawn yes-she's-still-a GIbbons wants what the rest of us want in these trying times: more security.

She wants her soon-to-be ex, Tightwad McSkanker, to pony up the dough to replace the security detail that he just cut out of the budget.

Gube spokester Kickheifer in his expanded role as go-between while the Gube and Gubelet play the grammar [...]

Over in the RJ, Norm! had some free time to call up the Bucket of Blood in Virginia City to see if the Gube sightings reported by Monger! spies were in fact Gube sightings. (Norm!)

According to Norm! there were indeed Gube sightings at the BoB, but they were of real Gube Kenny Guinn and spouse–no reports [...]

[UPDATE: STOP!--Read this first.]

As news of a "management hearing" for the Jim and Dawn Gibbons' divorce leaks out, Monger! spies have an exclusive report from Virginia City! (KXNT)

According to an eyewitness report from a Monger! confidential source, Jim and Dawn were spotted with what appears to be legal counsel at the Bucket of Blood Saloon [...]

Looks like the muzzle is off.

No, I’m not talking about the Chancellor. Everybody will attest to the fact that muzzling Nevada Higher Ed boss Jim Rogers is like training a cat to fetch your slippers. Sounds like a good idea until you sit down to plan the thing out. (Sun)

Dawn’s attorney says that gooberner Jim Gibbons [...]

Folks have been suggesting the governor sell or rent the Carson City manse ever since the Gube stopped living there cuz he was skeered of his wife.

No, let's get some real money out of the place. Turn it into a brothel, and let the Gube do his tom-catting at home instead of burning up state taxes [...]

Need some distraction from the Gube divorce? The RJ will tell you, it’s all just part of the Nevada experience, baby. (RJ)
Speaking of distractions, I told you that Gibbons would declare war on Utah. Or at least the next best thing: an emergency preparedness exercise. (Gube) Well, after al the gaffes, I suppose he’s the expert–in [...]