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Goober’s Lawsuits Will Outlast Him

The Nevada Supreme Court ruled in favor of the Reno Gazette-Journal in its lawsuit against putative Nevada governor Jim Gibbons. Gibbers will be required to hand over papers about his mysteriously disappearing gun permit. (RGJ)

You all will no doubt dimly recall that there were questions about how Gibbons was able to obtain a concealed weapons’ [...]

Gibbons’ Country: Willkommen Nach Nevada!

Yes, the prospect of Brian Sandoval supporting a law which would racially profile him has left everyone puzzled, and that includes the candidate’s dad.

Hey, wannabe journalists! Need to take an offbeat stand that is so wild and improbable that everyone will notice? Just talk about Jim Gibbons as the comeback kid!

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Gibbons’ Country: Senator McNugget Pays A Visit to Sherm’s Acres

Here’s some background on the faux dustup amongst the town good-old boys, in case you were doing something useful, like taking a nap, and missed it: Sleuth, CityBlog, Ralston, Gleaner.

A previous appearance by Senator Grumpy McNugget.

More Gibbons’ Country.

UPDATE: Bonus comic, kids! Meet “Tiny” (Ralston)

And Reid and Sherm kiss and make [...]

Gibbons Country: The TIME TARDS!

See the memos showing that the fed travel ban against “lavish” and “resort” destinations started back in the Bush years here. See the Gube mindlessly blather here and here and here and…oh nevermind.

Anybody have any idea why our small minded gu’ment Gøøber all the sudden wants to create an overpaid new executive position in state gu’ment [...]

John Ensign is Singing the C-Street Blues

Listen to the Beale Street Blues, and then you can sing along with John.

Fun Facts!

Yes, it’s true. John Ensign’s father-confessor who wants to claim doctor-”patient” privilege is an OB/GYN. (Spoof,Gawker)
Senators Pete Domenici and James Inhofe were only a few of the members of Congress hanging out at the C-street secret Christian cult house o’ bad [...]

Gibbons' Country: The Great Excommunicator

Aren’t Clark County political parties just silly? (RJ,RJ)

Say, that IS a good question: which one is he?

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Gibbons’ Country: Senator Grumpy McNugget Comes to Visit

Choo choos in the news. (Sun,Sun)

Click the pic to see it up close.

For the record, that name for the choo-choo isn’t yet official.

Oh, yeah, there’s a historical reading assignment for you youngsters who missed Bush I.

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Gibbons’ Country: No, It’s a Douche Bag

Oh, in case you missed the teabag rant, go here.

[UPDATES: RJ gets one right. I mean, correct. They're always right. Way right. (RJ)

Gibbers appears to be going nuts as he spewed mindless venom at last week SAGE meeting. (Sun) Could he really be cracking up under the pressure of the divorce, the gaffes, and the gradual [...]

Gibbons’ Country: Bad Poetry

More bad poetry here..

Now I know “inspired” is not a word you would want to associate with the above, but what inspired it was reading this after reading this.

I suppose I should add, in all fairness, that the governor has never, ever accused Nevada Senate Leader Steven Horsford of wearing his grandma’s panties.

Is anybody else getting [...]

Gibbons’ Country: Epic Fail Gibbers

Boy howdy! Who wouldn’t want a Mitchell Mouth Series RJ-1864?? Why, it’d be great for scaring pigeons off your house!

And lookee if Atomic Loux didn’t come up with the friendliest, kindliest nickname for the Clingmeister, during a discussion of the Gube’s plan to support Yucca, albeit in a bumbling, subterfugey kinda way:

Clinger said, [...]