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That Darn Cat!

The main thing we learn from the new mountain of paper excreted in the Mazzeo v. Gibbers law suit has a truly Nixonian taint to it. There are 2 minutes and 11 seconds of video tape missing which may have been mysteriously recorded over, and that gap covered precisely the time when Jim Gibbons may [...]

We Can All Be Proud: He Did Not Throw Up

Governor Jim Gibbons met the minimal standards of performance originally defined in the gube debates back in 2006 and maintained throughout his first term when giving his deposition down at the court house on Friday. Gibbons after some legal squirming was required to answer questions for four hours from Chrissy Mazzeo’s lawyer as part of [...]

They Were Afraid He Might Want to Cut Something

U.S. Magistrate Judge Peggy Leen agreed to move the deposition of the Gøøber in the grope-the-waitress suit to the Lloyd George courthouse today. Apparently the Guv’s attorneys didn’t want to do it in the office of Chrissy Mazzeo’s lawyer because there are all sorts of sharp objects in the room. Given that the Gube’s in [...]

Jimbo's Still Got It!

Shew! Looks like Jimbo Gibbons is still in the Gube race. Despite having blown his load–campaign money I mean–on his now ex-campaign manager and soldiering on without any manager in sight, Gibbons said today that he’s still in it. (Fox5)

And, boy howdy, IS he still in it! Along the way Gibbons ended up throwing his [...]

Siggy Doesn't Want Dirty Laundry Aired

While Nevada’s MavIraq in Chief is over in Basra undermining morale and holding a stupefyingly bizarre “townhall” with members of the state Guard, Gibbons lawyers continue the brave fight on the home front–to cover-up the cover-up of Midnight Jim’s aborted rape-fantasy with a cocktail waitress in a Vegas garage during the 2006 Gubeathon. (RJ)

In [...]

The Reno-Gazette Journal Should Hire Mazzeo’s Lawyer Gøøblets

Chrissy Mazzeo's lawyers have more luck getting phone records out of the Gube than the Reno-Gazette Journal did with those e-mails. (RJ) So, what to expect? 347 text messages to Siggy on Midnight Jim's infamous Night Out? 137 calls to then-Sheriff Bill Young's cell? 1,349 billable minutes to 1-900-BEATUPAMILF?
Say didn't the "Gibbons Incident" used [...]

Just A Little Misunderstanding

Yes, it looks like “misunderstanding” was the word of the day after Midnight Jim’s Night Out.

Everybody was using it. The sheriff who was taking more calls from the Guber and his handler-in-chief than a gøøbernatorial sexting victim, and the false friend who was pressuring the Gube’s lust-object to say it, too:

But in [...]

Legal Edition Gubelets

The Governors headed to court again. Or is that courts?

US Magistrate Robert McQuaid will be deciding if references to the Gibbons' divorce should be removed from the complaint by fired Gube staffer Mary Keating against Gibbers and a wife-mauling minion that she was wrongly discharged. Keating, not the wife. Gube lawyers claim that the divorce [...]

Suckerpunch Jim Gets the Last Word

There must be something in the Elko moonshine that renders the Governor's mental apparatus more dysfunctional than usual.

Gibbers gave another little speech up at that notorious Lincoln Desecration Day dinner wherein he proceeded to beat up on the Lord High Chancellor–long after spineless Regentards had neutered the Chancellor, and Mr. Rogers had agreed to shut [...]

Too Busy Podcasting

Morning pape learns that the reason the nation's most disengaged Guv can't be bothered showing up to court to defend himself from charges of unwanted, drunken assault is that he's too busy. (Sun)

Doing what? Too busy speaking at partisan gatherings? Too busy fund raising for the pointless 2010 run?

Can somebody help me find where [...]