Well, I wasn't too far off the mark when I recently accused the Gube of spending all his time pseudopod-castin'. Apparently, some of those "casts" required 11 takes to get Mumblin' Malaprop McGibbers to stumble through his mindless rants. (RJ)
Now real podcasters will tell you that the McGibbers ain't podcasting per se and how nineteenth-century publishers of the nineteenth-century fish-wrapper of record in town wouldn't know a podcast from a butter churn.
All true, of course, but at least towards the end of Millionaire Molly's report she points out the Gube's various pseudopod-cast lies, to wit:
- Gibbers ain't so anti-tax as he says, what with that room-tax hike.
- Gibbers lied when he said UNLV ain't looking at a 50% cut in his budget.
- Gibbers isn't really so concerned about the health care of Nevadans as he blubbers since he plans to keep thousands of kids out of the Nevada Check Up program.
Oh, and who didn't enjoy learning that the Gube has an iPod?
strictly for music and the occasional audiobook on the rare occasions
when he's out of cell phone range and wants to relax, he said.
I suppose an iPod would come in handy when you can't sextext up your current stalking target with the old blackberry. The Gube should look into an iPhone. Then he could do his textmauling while listening to Dr. Phil's dating tips–all with one device.
Elsewhere: Isn't it odd that Gibbers and the 'Do are so anxious to call attention to the fact that their careers in Congress have been complete failures in terms of correcting funding formulas in Washington that leave Nevada short changed? (Sun) I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd all be better off if the duplicitous duo would just shut up.



Right on Target!
I read today that Mazzeos attorney doesn’t want the evidence to go stale. I always wondered, what happened to the doctored garage tapes, restaurant, and both hotel security tapes?