So, there I am, cautiously peeking at the Democratic Corporate Party Fest on the tee-vee, and what's the first thing I see? Captain Underpants on the Conservative Broadcasting Service Evening Geritol-ad wrapper crashing the DCPF, and denying he's an attack dog for the party of the guy who went without a table for five years but has decided to make it up big time lately by stuffing however many houses he has with lots of furniture and the token wealthy trophy wife or two.
Now, I have enough trouble controlling my intake of sweets, so I've been avoiding the treacle-oozing infomercial that's filling up prime-time until the networks trot out the grotesqueries of the fall season. But, man, the sight of Captain Underpants nearly sent me into insulin shock.
Anyways, some folk think that if Romney is anointed GOP Veep that he'll make Nevada easy pickings for McSame. I'm not so sure. First off, I'm sorry to disappoint, but there really aren't that many Mormons in Nevada. Hey, that's why Nevada folk can't tell the difference between a Mormon and the Governor.
Second, bear in mind that we really don't know if the Nevada GOP really like Romney. Heck, we still don't know who the party will support at the Republican Corporate Party Fest.
Thirdly, Jim Gibbons is McGoiters obvious choice for Veep. Gibbers just so clearly embodies the Republican ideals of the past decade: ineptitude, war-mongering, wife-swapping, and a really perverse wealth-fetish.
Man, he's, to plagiarize Biden, the guy.
While loitering around the Corporate Feed Fest in Denver, Rory Reid practically announced his candidacy for Nevada Gube today. He even took a half-hearted swing at the Gube pretender:
"I think he [Gibbers] couldn't be more vulnerable," said Reid. "I think he's inept in almost every way and I think Nevadans need something
different." (JoizyBoyz)
See? Everybody wants to be the 'Monger.
Other Gube wannabes are blogging from the convention, but here's a little advice to you newbies: it just ain't a blog if there ain't any pictures of glowing underpants.
Over on the dark side, Chuck Myth is rattling his cage like a chimp in heat over the possibility that the Reno mayor might be a Republican Gube wannabe. Still, the best part of Myth's Truths remains that troll in the comments section.
The ONLY.. as in ONLY.. person publicly talking about Bob Cashell running for goobernator is
Sam Dehne (click)
.. who has commented about it at just about every Public Comment at every Reno council meeting.
Cashell just sits on the dais and smiles..
PS
Sam even created a Cashell for Governor website last go-round. A really good one.
Say – I like the pic of Rory Reid (although it seems a bit perverted to be playing with Dad’s undies). Never know what to expect from those
MormonsMorons.