Gibbons’ Country: The Mock Governor’s Song
With apologies to Lewis Carroll, who also had mock turtles on the brain.

Click the pic to see a bigger version. I’m still looking for a dictionary with the word “ensnorn,” which seems like it would make a perfectly good past participle of ensnare.
Hey Kids! Everyone on your block will want one of these! They’re sure to be banned by the school district soon!
Desert Beacon:
March 30th, 2008 at 9:19 am
This should just about make all the Borograves go mimsy?
Sam Dehne:
March 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Clinic-Gate
is over.. so they try to say. Such interesting comment.
Any chance of a small update of
THIS
.. you never know where the FBI might be looking for evidence.. as if they don’t already have enough raw proof.
And maybe a few words about Nanny-Gate?
Anonymous:
March 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Do you think the gube’s new mouthpiece knows about misprision of felony?
“Misprision of Felony” is an offense under United States federal law after being codified in 1909 under 18 U.S.C. § 4:
Whoever, having knowledge of the actual commission of a felony cognizable by a court of the United States, conceals and does not as soon as possible make known the same to some judge or other person in civil or military authority under the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
This offense, however, requires active concealment of a known felony rather than merely failing to report it.